![]() 09/19/2015 at 23:00 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Actually, I don’t have a problem spelling. I did get booted out of a spelling bee in the first round back in the 5th grade, but ever since then I’ve never forgotten how to spell the word ‘journey’ (I forgot the ‘e’ - oops).
My problem comes in whilst typing. I don’t know if this is common or not, but as I’m typing I’ll sometimes start with the letter that makes the sound of the word instead of the correct letter. For example, I’ll go to type the word ‘one’, but instead of typing an ‘o’ I’ll type ‘w’. Similar problem with words that begin with ‘c’ where I will accidentally start typing an ‘s’; I’m sure there are others, but those are the biggies.
I always catch it, but it just seems somewhat weird. Am I the only one that does this? It has to be fairly common, right? Right?
![]() 09/19/2015 at 23:10 |
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Like typing Ov instead of Of? I think it’s a sign of getting old.
You’re fine as long as you don’t start going all CAPS or using exclamation points in excess!!!!!!!!!
(I got knocked out of an eighth grade Spelling Bee because of a southern accent. Nugget and Nougat sounded so similar!! wtf?)
![]() 09/19/2015 at 23:14 |
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I got kicked out of a 5th grade spelling bee for spelling Walrus “warlus” didn’t realize I did it when I was spelling. Never forget.
![]() 09/19/2015 at 23:17 |
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‘Of’ - that’s another good example.
Getting old, eh? I was afraid of that. I thought I was too quick, but you’re telling me I’m slowing down...
![]() 09/19/2015 at 23:26 |
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“but you’re telling me I’m slowing down...”
YUP! GETS A BIT WOrse every year.....
![]() 09/19/2015 at 23:27 |
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You forgot the extra exclamation points!!!!!!!!!
![]() 09/19/2015 at 23:31 |
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I FORGOT!!!!
![]() 09/19/2015 at 23:36 |
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![]() 09/20/2015 at 00:00 |
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Bad spellers untie.
![]() 09/20/2015 at 00:14 |
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And that reminds me of the WesTex Federal Credit Union. You guessed it - WTF CU.
![]() 09/20/2015 at 00:15 |
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In my family we used to refer to United Airlines as Untied...
![]() 09/20/2015 at 01:53 |
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It’s just you. Weirdo. *calls security*
![]() 09/20/2015 at 02:05 |
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Maybe there are some drugs that can fix this. I don’t mind being drugged...
![]() 09/20/2015 at 02:11 |
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I think 500mg of Bisacodyl three times a day should do it.
![]() 09/20/2015 at 02:26 |
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Are you saying I’m full of shit?
![]() 09/20/2015 at 06:31 |
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I was wondering if you’d look that up. No, it was just a joke.
![]() 09/20/2015 at 10:53 |
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Hey, in 3rd grade I got out in the first round on “boil” (“biol”). I redeemed myself by winning it all in seventh grade.
![]() 09/20/2015 at 12:11 |
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As occasional user of said substance there was no need to look it up. My answer was purely in jest given the function of that medication, but I suspect that dosage would cause mass evacuation of every organ in the abdominal cavity.